yolkpunk:

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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

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lucazsweaters:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a crappy, three sentence fanfiction in their ask  based on their url. I mean it, everyone

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suicxne:

can we stage an intervention for alex gaskarth he used to dress so cute in skinny jeans and cardigans and now he out here in giant farmer hats and ill fitting blazers and hasnt changed his jeans in 34 years

(via raininjvly)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via swanproblems)

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

(via badgersinbowties)

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via sparksamigraine)

deadendsong:

I want Nate, Andrew, and Jack to do the Ice Bucket challenge

Another album would be nice too

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deadendsong:

I want Nate, Andrew, and Jack to do the Ice Bucket challenge

Another album would be nice too

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